May 2013
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May 14th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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I’ve only been awake for an hour and I’ve already cried three times. Emotional day.
May 12th
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10 years ago today a tornado destroyed my high school, thus ending my senior year. crazy. man, i feel old.
May 7th
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97° today. can’t wait for summer.
May 3rd
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April 2013
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how can one person accumulate so much laundry in such a short period of time?! three laundry baskets full in a week? this  boyfriend of mine really needs to embrace the concept of one outfit per day. he changed outfits three times yesterday not including pajamas. sigh. mountains and mountains of laundry.
Apr 28th
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Apr 25th
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sometimes i forget that i have fair skin and live in southern california and i go outside unprotected for 30 minutes. oops. i made it through all last summer without a single sunburn. not looking so good this year.
Apr 24th
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my boyfriend just bought a contour camera so he can mount it to pearl’s harness on her walks to see her chasing rabbits and squirrels from her point of view… he also just said “now you can watch videos of me jumping off cliffs.” evidently i have no idea what he’s doing in his alone time.
Apr 16th
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fuckmegentlywithawinonaryder: things to keep in mind: -you do not know the religion of the people who planted these bombs -you do not know the race of the people who plated these bombs -you do not know the nationality or the political motives of the people who planted these bombs -tumblr is not a credible source -terrorism tries to instill fear and hysteria in people. keep calm -your...
Apr 16th
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“Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...”
–  Patton Oswalt (via nedraggett)
Apr 16th
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Apr 13th
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pierrotlefood: Because you guys don’t understand just how lazy my dog Foxie is. Also, you clearly aren’t aware of how much I love my dog. #proudpapa i can really relate to this video. foxie and pearl would be so lazy if they hung out. adorable.
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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i’m really glad carne asada fries exist. damn, those things are delicious.
Apr 12th
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
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i’m getting so excited for the easter feast i’m making tomorrow. i can’t wait for ham.
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Mar 25th
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about to watch some ripper street. so good. i could listen to matthew macfadyen talk all day. i need him to come tell me bedtime stories every night to put me to sleep.
Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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i’m about to give up on all women’s deodorant. they either don’t work, i’m allergic to them, or i’ve built up a tolerance. ugh! sometimes i hate living in the desert.
Mar 23rd
America's Test Kitchen: The Best Lines in Gwyneth... →
americastestkitchen: The Best Lines in Gwyneth Paltrow’s New Cookbook: Gywneth Paltrow’s latest cookbook has come under intense scrutiny, and Eater has jumped into the fray, printing the most ridiculous lines from the actress’s book It’s All Good. The book looks like a high-end clothes catalog, and many claim that…
Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 12th
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